Marriage has grown to be a universally sus tradition, especially in America where you're more likely to end in a divorce then with the person you love. Which is why its blowing our mind that thee Chowzilla Megan Fox, would get married, especially to some old dude who was on the 90's version of 90210.(The reason for creating a new 90210 has yet to be justified). Somehow turning down, her now husband the first time they were engaged wasn't a big enough sign that shit wasn't gunna work out between the two of them. But you know the rule of the trade you live and you learn. 

It just hurts ya kno, she's chow, she chiefs, she loves the Lakers... she chief's.. It's like she was literally cut out of the LosChronicles guide to perfection, then built, and dangled infront of our eyes only to be then torn from our graps by a dickhead. 

This might just be the anger talking, but fuck this marriage.

thank you.